Sexy fucking jokes. The 30+ Best Short Sex Jokes That Are Funny/Raunchy 2019-07-23

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They were all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they were celebrating the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he killing him. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison. Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. Funny sex jokes - Beer belly A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: - Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? The chief comes up to the cowboy and asks: - So, what do you want for your last third wish? Funny adult jokes - Good question Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks. I'm always happy when I get a hole in one. Funny adult jokes - Bungee jumping Why having fun with a prostitute is like a bungee jumping? They both make niggers run faster What's the difference between a nigger and a bouncy castle? The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

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. The old man closed the door, and about an hour and a half later, still had not come out. . . How do you get a nigger to leave you alone? A man walks into a bar. What do you call a guy with a giant dick? Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your donut. I've even thumped it on the edge of the sink.

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I would tell you a joke about my penis. Omellete you suck this dick. The names Dick, can I put it in you?. I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. Cause I'm going destroy your pussy.

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To keep the flies away from the chicken! Two ladies are sitting in a veterinary waiting room with their dogs. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. Are u a flight attendant? Funny sex jokes - Condom - Dad, what happens if a condom tear? The cowboy whispers in its ear. You can send the letter back where it came from! The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. I'm going to make you breakfast.

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The Chief comes up to him and asks: - What do you want for your first wish? Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right? So hey you want to come to this Party? The nun dips her finger in the holy water and enters heaven. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. Girl: 26, I think Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T Girl: Your still missing one Boy: I'll give you the D later Guy: What's the difference between your panties in the day, and in the night? I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot. Do you like warm weather? Cause you gonna be choking on the D I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.

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Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to describe for her all the variations of human sexuality he could conjure, careful to impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of intercourse and procreation. Now Apes Are Called People -Brandon Why are all the niggers fast runners? How does a Welsh man find a sheep in tall grass??? In the hospital you are being told that she is pregnant and doctors start congratulating you with the future newborn. Funny sex jokes - sex partners A doctor asks a patient while examining her: - How many sex partners did you have? I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Can I park my car in your garage? What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry. How is a girlfriend like a laxative? Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning. You know what cums after C.

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Cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? A bank manager called into his office one of his employees to tell her about the company downsizing. Funny adult jokes - Cigarette The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. The urologist said not to get discouraged and that they could run some tests. I'll give you the D later. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy. You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are! What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead niggers? He wins the prize for best toast of the night! Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pussy.

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Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. So the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. Call and tell her about it. Cole was playing the piano, the Johnsons were playing carrom together and the Donalds were having sex. Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi I'm like Domino's Pizza. So the friend is now having sex with the woman while the man wafts the towel. How is sex like a game of bridge? Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs? Why do black people have white hands? Why do niggers have white palms? You might have gotten disability too.

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. Cause when I ride you'll always finish first. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. Boy: Want a paper towel? Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend Hi! The second nun complies and enters heaven. Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex, cause I'm stronger than you My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild. What do boobs and toys have in common? What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart? What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? What do black men do after sex? Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days.

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